Jesus Has Returned!!!

Did you know that Jesus came back? He did and he's in Orlando, Florida (having been there, Jesus messed up returning there) and his name is Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda.

Thank you to the Drudge Report for making me aware of this ridiculous story. You've got to love all their 666 tattoos, huh?

Don't forget these very important words from Jesus Himself, which totally refute this and all the rest of these false Messiahs:

"For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and they will lead many astray. ... if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or 'There he is!' do not believe it. For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you beforehand. So, if they say to you, 'Look, he is in the wilderness,' do not go out. If they say, 'Look, he is in the inner rooms,' do not believe it" (Matt 24:5, 23-26).